2013 Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda Resolutions
Resolutions for 2013 that should’ve been made by various celebrities, but probably weren’t Okay. Bent over. Hands on knees. Breathing hard. Whew. Made it to 2013. *Pant. Pant.* … Read more
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A Capital Time for Tweeting, Plus When to Shoot a Moose
The best time for tweeting is not the best time for facebooking — you’ve got a lot to learn! “Buy Shoes on Wednesday and Tweet at 4:00″ is … Read more
The F Word Now Dealt With by IVR Scripts
Recorded voice prompts prompt ‘F word’ response Chances are these days when making a business call, whether it is to the cable company or even your doctor, the … Read more
Corporate U: Why Does a University Need a CMO?
Free thinking universities turn to corporate-think The “ivory tower” of academia has become overshadowed by a new edifice on campus that is reaching ridiculous heights: the corporate tower … Read more
Americans Buy Cheap Chinese Guns, Unwittingly Help Gun Control Effort
NRA’s efforts against gun control get blown away Out of the most unseemly of circumstances comes a solution to solving the problem of gun control, the overbearing political … Read more
Alex Jones Claims Brain Farts are Real and Dangerous
Radio talk show host Alex Jones lets loose a real stinker Alex Jones, host of his own radio show, The Alex Jones Show, and known for his outlandish … Read more
The Non-Booby Barbie
Mattel downsizes Barbie, to every boy’s chagrin A while back, Mattel Inc. announced that it would be ‘downsizing’ their trademark symbol, their meal ticket, the Barbie doll. Barbie, … Read more
Seven Keys to Writing a Get Rich Quick Book
Get rich quick by making up stuff about getting rich, quick By Lowell T. Christensen It’s obvious from reading stacks of get rich quick books that the easiest … Read more
The Constitution Is in God’s Hands in Paragould, Arkansas
No doubt you had a lot on you mind in December — the dancing of sugar plum fairies, America stumbling toward the fiscal cliff, the outcome of the … Read more
Jesus Cancels Second Coming Due to Lack of Interest
The long awaited Second Coming of Jesus Christ has been canceled by order of Jesus Himself Coming down incognito to plan for his much-anticipated Second Coming descension to … Read more
