Fun with the News: Washington & More
The Weather Channel aired spectacular footage of twelve tornadoes roaring through Dallas on Tuesday. It’s part of a twice-a-year ritual in the Southwest. Every Christmas and April families … Read more
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Answer the Poll: If Hoodie Wearers Deserve to Be Shot, Who Else Does?
What do you think? Let your views be heard on our poll, then share it! [poll id=”16″] See the related Faux News article: Hoodies More Popular Than Ever: … Read more
Scott Walker’s Wife Withholding Sex Over War on Women’s Rights
MADISON – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is a little ‘blue’ these days since his wife decided to take a stand against her husband’s continuing attack on women’s rights.
At the annual Maple Bluff Garden Club meeting on Friday, the first lady of…
Fresh Off ‘Today Show’ Success, Sarah Palin Lobbies for ‘Tomorrow Show’ Gig
‘America is hungry for more, and, if selected, I promise to go at least half a season,’ says Palin Sarah Palin quieted the doubters on Tuesday, when she … Read more
Mitt Romney Claims Elephants Definitely Not Disappearing
One of Romney’s Many Elephants
Now that Mitt Romney has a commanding lead in the GOP primaries, reporters are beginning to ask him more difficult questions in order to determine just how ready he is to be America’s next President.
Today, after Rom…
If Republican Candidates Had Lived at Other Times in History
If the recent crop of Republican candidates had lived in other time periods, what would they have said at these key events? THE MIDDLE AGES — A WITCH … Read more
Detroit Board of Education Stunned by Student Revolt
DETROIT – Top educators in Detroit are scratching their heads and wondering how they could have missed the fact that their city schools are filled with kids who actually want to learn.
Their first and only clue came last Thursday when about 50 students…
Jon Stewart Threatens to Quit Over Olbermann Hiring
NEW YORK – Rumors of Comedy Central hiring progressive news host Keith Olbermann has Jon Stewart threatening to quit and go elsewhere to peddle his brand of humor. Stewart, who shares billing with what he calls “The Best Fu#@ing News Team Ever,” wa…
Comedy Central Hires Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann was fired Friday by Current TV for breach of contract. Fortunately for Olbermann, he won’t have to start a new Countdown for the days since his firing or days until his new job. That’s because Olbermann was immediately hired by Come…
Newt Gingrich Super PAC Spends $1 Million on Mega Millions Lotto
Most common folks in America don’t even know who Sheldon Adelson is, but come Saturday, after he is announced the winner of the Mega Millions Lotto, he’ll become a household name just like the man he’s backing for President, Newt Gingrich.
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