Hoodies More Popular Than Ever: Neighborhood Watch Captains Miffed
As ‘Million Hoodie Marches’ morph into everyday fashion, racists at a loss as to who to hate, shoot It’s not just young hoodlums anymore, or joggers, or athletes … Read more
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More Open Mic Moments with the President
Other unscripted remarks by President Obama overheard by the press Based on his “public” comments to Russian president Medvedev in Seoul, President Obama can stake a claim to … Read more
Steroid Therapy Treatment – A Descent into Madness
Oh sweet bed you mock me from your prominent position at the center of my universe, your covers pulled back ever so slightly, pillows askew, beckoning, beckoning me to come within your folds and partake of your soft luxurious wonderments.
You taunt me …
Airlines to Raise Rates, Citing Costs of Live In-Flight Pilot Freakouts
‘We’re doing all we can to keep passengers entertained,’ says Jet Blue CEO Airlines have hiked rates three times in recent months, and are contemplating more increases as … Read more
Flavor of the Month
When Ben & Jerry’s introduced “Schweddy Balls,” it caused a backlash. Introducing more candidates for flavor of the month! By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Dear Ben and … Read more
Transplanted Heart Refuses to Stay in Dick Cheney’s Chest
By Roger Freed Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka ‘Tricky Dicky the Second’) with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to … Read more
Woman Loses Touch With Reality After Watching Weeklong Reality Series
TOPEKA, Kansas – A local woman was transported to KVC Psychiatric Hospital Sunday evening after neighbors called 911 to report a crazed woman trying to build a “doomsday bunker” in her back yard.
Norma Lee Fein, 58, was busy using a chainsaw to c…
Unusual Nostradamus Prediction Has Great Revelance to Our Present Political Times
Important Update!! Our crack historical research team here at Humor Times has uncovered an ancient, yet very relevant Nostradamus prediction that apparently has something to say about the … Read more
Romney Inc.
By Will Durst No. It’s not over. Well, okay, it’s kind of over. But the Republican nomination is not totally-otally over. As it very well should be. How … Read more
Home Alone: The Trend, Not The Movie
By Danny Tyree Paradox of the week: if you live alone, you’re not alone. According to “Going Solo: The Extraordinary And Surprising Appeal of Living Alone,” by Eric … Read more
