Obama Gets Osama
Pull the banner out of storage and string it back across the aircraft carrier. Because this time, Mission Really Accomplished. Barack bested bin Laden. Obama got Osama. Or … Read more
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Seasonal Asset Disorder
Affliction reportedly exacerbated by tax season A Humor Times Special Report Seasonal Asset Disorder (SAD), also known as tax depression or tax blues, is a mood disorder in … Read more
Top Ten Christmas Gifts for Wall Street Fat Cats
It’s the most… wonderful time… of the year. And the most frantic and anxious and mind-numbing and expensive. The rewarding part is my on-going seasonal side job as … Read more
Ancient Facebook posts discovered!
We didn’t create these, but we don’t know who did, otherwise we’d credit them. Enjoy…
Banks to Join With Wall Street to Purchase New Government
Old one causing ‘buyer’s remorse,’ say CEOs NEW YORK – CEO’s from the nation’s top banks and Wall Street financial firms confirmed rumors today that they plan to … Read more
Obama to Make Mel Gibson Gov’t Intermediary to BP
‘Tell ’em what we really think of their fake top hats, Mel!’ prez orders A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON – Saying that no one else can tell off … Read more
Humor Times Logo: #4 Out of Top 10 Internationally for Best Design!
Top Five internationally: the Humor Times logo! We are proud to announce that the Humor Times logo we use on this website and as our magazine masthead was … Read more
Convert Gulf Into World’s Largest Oil Tank?
Proponents say it’ll make U.S. number one oil exporter A Humor Times exclusive report GULF OF MEXICO – “We’ve reached the end of our rope,” said BP representative … Read more
Republicans Filibuster Roll Call
GOP emboldened by 41-seat ‘Super Minority’ A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON — Claiming to be saving America from the Dems’ “socialist agenda,” Republicans broke historic new ground in … Read more
NBC to Put Leno and O’Brien on Rotating Schedule
‘We’re the most innovative network in television’ says executive A Humor Times Special Report A new twist in the late-night television drama at NBC was announced today, as … Read more
