Sofia Vergara Reveals Hidden Talents at The Emmys
Vergara wardrobe malfunction causes TV sets across nation to switch from football to Emmys The Emmys got a huge ratings boost right in the middle of the program … Read more
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Rush Limbaugh Says Al Gore Not to Blame for His Shrinkage
Rush Limbaugh was unusually candid this week regarding the size of his penis. “They tell me it has something to do with Al Gore and his climate change … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Kate Middleton & More
Mitt Romney and Barack Obama were tied in the Gallup Poll Thursday, according to the news. People have only one question on their minds. If you had to … Read more
Worst Campaign Ever?
It’s time to start worrying about Mitt Romney. Seriously. The guy may just be running the worst campaign ever. And yes, that includes the McDLT, print ads for … Read more
Predicted: Obesity Rates Above 60% — Will Your State Be the Fattest?
Highest obesity rates: One distinction states want to shed Perhaps you should be sitting down to read this. Or maybe standing up would be better. Standing up, running … Read more
Taking Away Cell Phones Best Crime Deterrent Ever
Tell criminals they can’t bring their cell phones to jail, and “they turn in to puddles of mush” Earlier this year, a circuit court judge from Omaha, Nebraska … Read more
Royal Family Fights Nudity With Nakedness
“Fighting fire with fire is the Royal Family way,” says the Queen A completely naked Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip summoned their grandsons and granddaughter-in-law Kate Midriffton … Read more
The DCPA’s New Rules for Cell Phone Abuse: Hang Up – or Be Hanged
“Distracted Walking”: Smartphones are now sending us to the Emergency Room – Nitasha Tiku, Observer.com The Department of Cell Phone Abuse (DCPA) was just instituted by New York … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: NFL & More
In the news, the N.Y. Yankees apologized after a video was posted of a man and woman having sex in the stadium men’s room. It was during Monday’s … Read more
Caffeine Issue Wakes Up a Sleepy Campaign
“Mitt Romney joins other observant Mormons in shunning alcohol and caffeine.” — Associated Press, August 18, 2012 In an effort to jolt President Obama’s reelection hopes, Democrats are … Read more
