Spinning the Zero Bounce
The GOP Convention had everything: Empty chairs, empty suits, but no bounce Let’s speak about The Bounce, shall we? The Bounce being the jump that a three-day, red-white-and-blue … Read more
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Scientists Study Jessica Simpson Post-Baby Fat
Study an attempt to understand source of popularity of Jessica Simpson and her fluctuating body weight A few dozen scientists from the Institute of Research got together last … Read more
Obama Tries to Cool Heated Debate: ‘Death Valley and Aziza Tie for Hottest’
‘Next thing you know, some fool will make a crummy movie rubbing this Death Valley thing in Libya’s face,’ says prez Determined to make peace among nations, President … Read more
Sugar: How Sweet It Was
Remembering life before the Sugar Prohibition University of California, San Francisco researchers Robert Lustig, Laura Schmidt and Claire Brindis say it’s time to regulate sugar like tobacco and … Read more
Mitt Romney’s Hamm-Handed Energy Policy
Poor Mitt Romney. He keeps trying to prop up his bad policy proposals with gimmicky political props that flop. He recently unveiled his energy policy, for example, in … Read more
‘Net’s Best Satire’ E-book Marked Down: Only 99 Cents!
News roasted by some of the best satire writers on the web Now you can enjoy your news heavily roasted, by some of the best satire writers on … Read more
Sarah Palin Elaborates on Comment that ‘Obama Needs to Grow a Big Stick’
Uses unique grasp of history to school reporter By Matt Rock, Pardon the Pundit Sarah Palin managed to make headlines again while lounging around at home in her … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Scientology & More
The U.S. Border Patrol was reported in the news as seizing the lowest-ever number of illegal aliens trying to cross into California last month. It’s the economy. It’s … Read more
Poll Results Indicate Dick Cheney More Evil Than Vlad the Impaler
A recent poll asked participants to name who they thought was the most evil person in history. The results, while not entirely surprising, did say a lot about … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: The Conventions & More
A Colorado school refused to allow a third-grader to wear his Peyton Manning jersey to class because the number is a gang number, the news reported. The policy … Read more
