Ryan Loses it; Tells Romney to Walk Like a Man
Paul Ryan told his boss, Mitt Romney, to “walk like a man” Friday, after having “had enough” of watching the Mittster walk “like a baby” to and from … Read more
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Group Demands Donald Trump Reveal Birth Certificate, Prove He’s Not a Space Alien
Could The Donald simply be an alien transport vehicle? Group says birth certificate would settle the question An independent group of concerned citizens is demanding that Donald Trump … Read more
Are You Ready For Immortality?
According to ABC News, “Business Insider” and other sources, phrases such as “Nobody lives forever” and “death and taxes” could become quaint relics in just a few decades, … Read more
NASA Discovers Astronaut Left on Moon in Apollo Mission
Evidence of a fourth astronaut accidentally left on the moon leaks out of NASA Ironically coincidental with the demise of the man who first walked on the moon, … Read more
Help! My Son is in College and My Computer is Broken!
No more easy street when a techie son leaves for college When my son left for college three years ago, I replaced him with a Yorkiepoo. It was … Read more
The Stealth Convention
And now a few words about the Republican National Convention. AKA: Women with Big Hair and the Men in White Shoes Who Love Them. And white certainly was … Read more
Liberal Plan to Bow Out of Elections Has GOP in a Quandary
There is talk on the liberal front of actually folding up tables, picking up sticks, throwing in the towel, and calling it quits, after witnessing one of the … Read more
Ann Romney Counts the Ways She Shouldn’t Be Considered Blessed
Ann Romney gave the first speech of her political life Tuesday night as a potential first lady and by most accounts, she was said to have done a … Read more
Could John Lennon Have Foreseen Paul Ryan While Writing Nowhere Man?
Nowhere Man?"/>Folks just can’t stop talking about Paul Ryan’s speech last night, which, according to many, was riddled with inaccuracies and outright lies. One person, who studies prophetical writings, … Read more
Obama Discusses Emergency Preparations for Tropical Storm Isaac
President calls Isaac a ‘legitimate tropical storm,’ and is confident Republicans have ways of shutting that whole thing down By Matt Rock, PardonthePundit.com President Obama spoke earlier today … Read more
