Workshops Planned to Keep GOP Convention Attendees Out of Trouble
Strip clubs historically a popular destination for the ‘family values’ crowd at GOP conventions The GOP Convention is finally here, and lest you think it will be all … Read more
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Pat Robertson: ‘We Did It! We Prayed Away the Gay!’
‘We feared there were just too many gays in Tampa, but we out-prayed ’em,’ says televangelist Pat Robertson Pat Robertson today, on his 700 Club TV show, declared … Read more
Jesus Announces Run in 2012 Election, Conservatives Have a Conniption
Jesus Christ Himself has announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012 Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three … Read more
Where Are All the Hellfire and Brimstone Preachers When You Need Them?
Hurricane Isaac Sets its Sites on the Republican National Convention: But the Preachers Have Gone Silent! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!! Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers … Read more
Oh, My Akin Ideology!
Mining humor out of Missouri Senate hopeful Todd Akin’s barrage of claptrap is tougher than eating frozen jerky in a rowboat on the eyewall of Hurricane Isaac. Normally, … Read more
Karl Rove Talks About His New Book: ‘Weaseling Your Way To Success’
The King of Weasels shares his secrets: Karl Rove on his new book Greetings, fellow Americans. Karl Rove here. Are you one of the downtrodden folk who have … Read more
Todd Akin Not Quitting: ‘Voters Would Reject a Legitimate Idiot’
‘I made a mistake in the words I said, but according to a wise man, stupid is as stupid does’ says Akin WASHINGTON — Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) … Read more
Yet More CEO Jokes (Why Are They Such A Constant Source Of Inspiration?)
CEO Jokes 3 — Why do they seem to be an endless source of material? There is nothing quite as satisfying as some good ol’ CEO jokes. Why? … Read more
Romney Campaign Reveals Plans to Show ‘Warmer Side’ of Candidate
Just hours after the New York Times reported that the Mitt Romney campaign team is hoping to market the former Massachusetts governor as a warm, experienced, loving candidate, … Read more
Romney’s Bold Choice
With the election slipping away like a handful of mercury on a turbocharged merry-go-round, Mitt Romney managed to change the conversation from unreleased tax returns and foreign misadventures … Read more
