Argus Has Fun with the News: Chinese in Space & More
The White House softball team played a game against a lobbyist group for marijuana legalization Friday. What a great match-up. Inside sources reveal that the president’s team lost … Read more
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Campaign Treasure Hunters
From out of the green mist enveloping the campaign doldrums they come. Relentlessly. Doggedly. Cattedly. Trudging, blank-faced and soulless. Armies of cash-hungry zombies brandishing partisan pickaxes, shovels and … Read more
Nationwide Bake Sales Expected to Make Millions for Obama Campaign
Romney backers suspicious of brownie ingredients Organizers for the Obama camp are currently making plans to hold bake sales in cities all across America for the sole purpose … Read more
Republicans Object to Obama Immigration Move as Blatantly Helping His Re-Election Chances
Making popular decisions in an election year gives him an unfair advantage, they charge Republican leaders in Congress today denounced President Obama’s move to change immigration policy as … Read more
Celebrating Father’s Day with a Bang: Ohio Allows Minors to Purchase Guns as Gifts for Dad
‘Right on target’ says guv re: kids buying guns Ohio Governor John Kasich has signed a temporary executive order allowing children as young as ten-years old to purchase … Read more
Poll: U.S. Health Care — What Makes Us Number One?
Tell us why you think our health care system ranks so far above everyone else, in our Humor Times poll. Thank you! [poll id=”19″]
Mitt Romney Wants New Tour Bus Equipped with Gaydar
According to reliable sources, Mitt Romney is about to get a brand new tour bus, as his old one is falling apart and starting to smell a bit … Read more
New Bill Would Outlaw Certain Types of Science: Michele Bachmann Follows NC Lead
‘God will keep us informed if there’s anything we need to know,’ says the Minnesota representative Republicans in North Carolina’s state legislature have just introduced a bill that … Read more
The Undead Man Will Search Endlessly for What Dick Cheney Has Taken from Him
There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know. Hells that are not bright and hot, but with an icy cold that freezes thought itself. Hells … Read more
