Parker Brothers Updating ‘Monopoly’ to Reflect Current Economy
New Monopoly to ‘better reflect the true financial times we live in’ Due to recent world economic changes, Parker Brothers has announced that it will update its world … Read more
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Romney Campaign to Use Retardants to Avoid Pants Catching Fire
Things heating up as fact-checkers toil overtime The Romney camp announced today that it is sparing no expense in maintaining the safety of their candidate during the months … Read more
Rumors of War Spark Controversy
Invasion option: Seen as diversion from domestic issues? WASHINGTON — As if the president didn’t have enough problems with unemployment he was blindsided with even more disastrous economic … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Boehner & More
Vogue editors around the world signed a healthy-models pledge Friday not to work with male or female models that are underweight. This false ideal is a drain on … Read more
Cruising for the Love Vote
“Courting voters is a lot like dating.” — The Chicago Tribune The presumptive major party presidential nominees have posted the following profiles on Electodate.com … “Where desperate pols … Read more
Ted Nugent Flies Into Rage Over Romney Gaffe
Ted Nugent blasted the Republican Party’s nominee for President today calling him “a sorry-ass excuse for a Confederate leader” after hearing Romney pronounce his name wrong several times … Read more
If Rap Songs Really Told It Like It Is
They rap on and on, but those ‘songs’ the rappers spill from their lips and their hips just seem to go in circles that lead nowhere. Isn’t it … Read more
2012 Veepstakes
Since Gov. Romney has sewn up the nomination tighter than one of Chris Christie’s old suits, the only remaining Republican election drama is the Veepstakes — which name … Read more
Rupert Murdock Resigns From News Corp, Starts The Sun Acres Newsletter
WHITE PLAINS, NY — The news this week, that Rupert Murdoch is not fit to run News Corp as Chairman and CEO, has hit Murdoch pretty hard according … Read more
Smile, You’re On Surveillance Camera!
Pretty soon there will be no secrets: Welcome to Surveillance World I just read about an apartment complex that requires dog owners to submit a Q-Tip swab of … Read more
