Argus Hamilton Comments on the News & More
Hooters sponsors a National Hooky Day on Friday for fans who want to cut work and watch the NCAA tournament. Calls came flooding into the U.S. Capitol to … Read more
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Romney: Too Naïve to Survive Missouri Caucus?
They’s lots more where these come from Willard
While Gov. Mitt Romney did everything he could to fit in with the locals in the Southern states of Alabama and Mississippi, he still ended up third at the polls behind Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich.
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Locals Demand ‘Ironic’ Paint Job for Bridge
Artist did what any concerned citizen would do: Start a Facebook group A Faux News Exclusive by Robert Tutton NEW YORK – A group of Williamsburg residents has … Read more
Fun with the News: Dems, Obama & More
Coca-Cola rid its formula of trace amounts of carcinogen Friday. The original formula a hundred years ago included sugar, chocolate and cocaine. Everything was fine until the Germans … Read more
A Day in the Life of President Obama as Seen by Fox News
Media experts have been observing a recent trend in how seemingly simple events are portrayed by our news sources. Radical interpretations of ordinary incidents in the lives of … Read more
New Poll: How Should Corporate America Spend Their Record Profits?
Answer the Poll: Help us help Corporate America Let them know what you think. Even though they couldn’t care less! [poll id=”15″]
Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives
I’m glad you thought of the hot tub, Mike. I can’t believe
I’ve gone through all my free condoms already.
Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame, has admitted to being pregnant with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, as the father. Shore roommate, Mike “Th…
Flush With Victory in Primary, Joe the Plumber Promises ‘A Working Toilet in Every Home’
‘Every constituent will be familiar with my butt crack,’ cracks Joe Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known to most of America as “Joe the Plumber,” won a northeast Ohio Republican … Read more
Museum of Government Waste?
The legendary $435 Pentagon hammer may soon have a new home. By Danny Tyree According to The Daily Caller, filmmakers Ellen and Jim Hubbard have devoted five years … Read more
Not-So-Super Tuesday Report
And now your eagerly awaited Super Tuesday Report. Named for the quantity of contests and not the quality of participants. Perhaps it would be more apt to say … Read more
