Trump’s Lessons for Children: A Poem
Trump’s Lessons for Children It’s not a “bad touch” if it’s me, A rich, famous celebrity. It’s okay to lie, To do, then deny, To trick others to … Read more
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Trumpettes Come to Trump’s Defense
Trump ladies club is recruiting new members, giving tips for joining “Our Donald is just misunderstood. Remember how high Dr. Oz said his testosterone level was — he’s … Read more
Trump University Students Have Reunion at Bankruptcy Court
Trump University graduates recall ‘awesome times’ panhandling for meals. ALBANY, NEW YORK — Earlier today, two former Trump University students had an unscheduled reunion while waiting for their … Read more
Panama Papers Reveal Scandalous Hypocrisy
Nefarious political critters are scrambling, backed into a corner by the “Panama Papers” It’s always educational to observe the behavior of wildlife in their natural habitat. For example, … Read more
The ‘E’ in Email Stands for Evidence
No worries, America, Hillary Clinton assured us that all is fine, no emails to see here. The country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Hillary Clinton’s masterful … Read more
(The) News (Really) Bytes – March
A bad news month 57 Republican Senators send a letter to the Iranian government stating that all of Obama’s efforts to create a truce between them and us … Read more
Hillary: The Not-So-‘Chosen One’
An interview with Hillary Clinton, the presumed next Democratic candidate for president Even though former First Lady Hillary Clinton has not officially announced her candidacy, her recent speaking … Read more
The Benghazi Boogie
Republicans’ favorite manufactured boogeyman: Benghazi In order to function like a properly greased money machine, the GOP requires a chew toy. Something to snarl and wave and get … Read more
Chris Christie: Governor Juggernaut
The Christie juggernaut has hit its first iceberg Avast me mateys. Off the starboard bow. Thar she blows. Looks like the Chris Christie juggernaut hit its first iceberg. … Read more
The New Weathermen: A Poem
All hands on deck, three storms are abrewin’ Our ship of state is headin’ for ruin Gotta lighten the load to keep us all free No time to … Read more
