Trump Advances New Slate of Federal Holidays
Trump plans to discard long-accepted federal holidays, supplanting them with those of his own choosing. With one stroke of his presidential pen, soon-to-be President Donald J. Trump will … Read more
Sean Hannity
Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump
The remaining Republican presidential candidates are launching a new strategy — get indicted. Faced with trying to close a huge gap between themselves and Donald Trump, the remaining Republican … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the ruby slippers from the “Wizard of Oz,” doesn’t need to be … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/20/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that saying you can buy weed from a vending machine, doesn’t need to be … Read more
Ripping The Headlines Today, 2/1/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a major snowstorm, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/29/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about losing on a technicality, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/21/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a humongous pot brownie, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Weary of Criticism, Biden Mobilizes Fox News Team
“Since they know so much better” President Biden mobilizes Fox News for immediate deployment in Kabul. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Stating that he was tired of … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/3/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Rudy Giuliani’s dick pics, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
