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At summit, N.E. governors say they’ll secede from the south: ‘Enough is enough!” BOSTON, MA — The New England Governors’ Conference (NEGC) yesterday issued a “heart-felt and unanimous” … Read more
Newly re-elected Obama ever-optimistic, reaching out President Obama has asked the White House kitchen staff to order up a couple cases of Texas’ best Shiner Bock and to … Read more
Angry citizens pledge 30 seconds hard effort to secede from Union According to the New York Daily News, the government-initiated website “We The People” has been bombarded by … Read more
More business-friendly environment sought Most Americans would agree that a split of the union would be disastrous. But another way to see it — as the newly formed … Read more
‘It’s a secede seed, see?’ says Sasess Shunn, secession expert The election is over. The winners won, and the losers lost. Time to move on. Learn to govern … Read more
