Taiwan and China Match Wits in Vegetable-Eating Contest

Taiwan and China Match Wits in Vegetable-Eating Contest

Revered vegetable-eating superstars sent to “thrilling” competition between Taiwan and China. A popular Chinese saying goes: “The surly turd gets the bean curd.” While it is not exactly … Read more

Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents

Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents

Anonymous insider reveals the real reason Trump stole classified top secret documents. Ever since the August 8th FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, there has been much speculation as to … Read more

Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’

Trump Suggests Arming Ukrainians with ‘Dangerous Fruits’

Trump claims “dangerous fruits,” like those he railed against in a recent deposition, would “juice-up” Ukraine’s military. Criticizing President Biden’s response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine as … Read more

Who Else in History Jumped On Stage to Disrupt the Show?

Who Else in History Jumped On Stage to Disrupt the Show?

To make the ‘Disrupter of the Year’ feel less guilty, here’s a Top 10 List of historical characters who also jumped on stage! Actors Will Smith & John … Read more

Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!

Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!

In a shocking revelation, the FBI confirms that Matt Gaetz really is “Big Boy” Shoney! The FBI has finally acknowledged what many have long suspected: that Florida Congressman … Read more

The Great Luigi’s Top Predictions for 2021

The Great Luigi’s Top Predictions for 2021

Famed astrologer releases his top predictions for 2021. Famed astrologer and soothsayer Luigi Bordeaux, professionally known as the Great Luigi, has just released his annual list of top … Read more

Trump Seeks Restraining Order Against US Constitution

Trump Seeks Restraining Order Against US Constitution

Trump hires new legal counsel, seeks restraining order against US Constitution. Vowing to sue America for “everything it’s got,” president-reject Donald Trump has hired Fanny Giuliani (identical twin-sister … Read more

‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time

‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time

Newly discovered Dr. Seuss prophecies: chillingly accurate. A brand-new and never-before-seen compilation of Dr. Seuss poetry and prose, “The Dr. Seuss Prophecies,” has recently been unearthed by well-known … Read more

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