2023 Oscars to Commemorate ‘Slap Seen ‘Round The World’
The 2023 Oscars are set to be part of a global commemoration of Will Smith’s infamous slap at comedian Chris Rock. Sweeping changes are coming to the 2023 … Read more
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The Very First Academy Awards Show: Pages the Bible Missed!
The First Academy Awards started the soon-to-be dying art of accepting a shiny Graven Image among your jealous peers! First Academy Awards Presenter: EVE Voters: ADAM & EVE … Read more
Biden Commissions Will Smith to Fly to Moscow and Slap Putin Silly
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Having seen his work, the President is commissioning Will Smith to slap Putin to try and knock some sense into him. On … Read more
‘Chris The Rock’ to Face ‘Will Smite-Thee Smith’ in Rematch!
In this corner, undisputed comic ‘Chris the Rock’ Faces ‘Battlin’ Will Smite-Thee Smith’ in a rematch with New Rules! Rematch: Undisputed Comic Chris Rock & Academy Award Winning … Read more
Will Smith Sucker-Punches Al Pacino Because His Name Sounds Like ‘Alopecia’
Saying his name sounded suspiciously like “Alopecia,” the balding disease his wife suffers from, Will Smith punched Al Pacino. More trouble at the famous Oscars for actor/ rapper/ … Read more
Why Comic Chris Rock Seems So Calm Under Pressure: Top 10
Comic Chris Rock was a rock as slap-happy Best Actor winner, Will Smith, swung away at the Oscar’s ceremony, and here’s why! Top Ten reasons Chris Rock was … Read more
