Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem
Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone Please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone Tell him we just want to be left alone No more snide tweets in the thick … Read more
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Are You Troubled by People Who Blather on Their Cell Phones in Public?
Cell Phone Echolalia may be spreading! I propose a new medical condition, which I’m calling Cell Phone Echolalia. Cell phone echolalia causes the sufferer to repeat everything a … Read more
Siri Flunks Jewish
When it comes to Jewish, Siri often lets me down I generally have a love affair with Siri. She – as available on my iPhone 5 – gets … Read more
New Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains
With the ultimate iPhone plug-in, no thinking is needed! In the latest cool trend to hit the streets, masses of young people are getting their iPhones installed right … Read more
Smart Phone Zombies
Zombified into stupidity by smart phones You see them staggering down our streets, heads bowed as if in prayer, making the occasional grunting noise. Mindless drooling de-animated human … Read more
When Old School Beats the Latest Technology
The place I was looking for was no longer there — and Google had no clue where it was. Time to go old school. I badly needed a … Read more
Bright Light – Dark Theater: Too Smart for a Smart Phone
Resisting the urge to buy a fancy-smancy smart phone By Michael Larson Nope! I’m not going to get it. No way! Rather than give in to the ‘dark … Read more
Poll: Americans Would Give Up Sex Before Smartphones
Smartphones and caffeine top the list of things people can’t live without TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – Forty years after Motorola engineer Martin Cooper stood on a New York City … Read more
Taking Away Cell Phones Best Crime Deterrent Ever
Tell criminals they can’t bring their cell phones to jail, and “they turn in to puddles of mush” Earlier this year, a circuit court judge from Omaha, Nebraska … Read more
