Trump Orders Valve Search to Solve L.A. Water Crisis
New/old prez’ “water crisis” criticisms against California governor encompass whole kitchen sink. President Donald Trump has issued orders to find a valve that he claims if turned open … Read more
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10 Questions for the New DOD Secretary Pete Hegseth
Interview by Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot The new DOD Secretary, drunkard and former Fox celebrity Pete Hegseth, is interviewed by the fawning Llib Epot, Fox News style. … Read more
Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!
Melania’s hat: If the eyes are the windows of the soul – The First Lady needs Venetian Blinds! By this time we all should’ve figured out that Melania … Read more
Biden Pardons Adam, Eve and the Snake, Thereby Ending ‘Original Sin’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The persistent problem of Original Sin through the ages was finally solved, thanks to the Dark Brandon. In his very last hour … Read more
Exclusive: What Trump and Obama Were Laughing About at Carter Funeral
At the Jimmy Carter state funeral, Trump and Obama were seen laughing. Find out what about, only in the Humor Times. Inquiring minds want to know. What was … Read more
Fans Cheer for Favorite NFL Teams on Final Weekend Before Democracy Dies
Democracy dies in darkness, or even in broad daylight, if people have higher priorities in their busy lives, like sports watching. Americans rooted for their favorite NFL teams … Read more
Trump Grants Clemency to Al Capone
The new/old prez promises a posthumous pardon to the late notorious Chicago “so-called gangster” Al Capone. In the wake of President Donald J. Trump’s issuance of full and … Read more
Trump Seeks Best Disease to Justify Deporting Illegal Aliens
As president, he plans to declare public health emergency to get rid of “nasty illegal aliens.” The Trump Administration is seeking the best communicable disease it can employ … Read more
Trump Sentencing: Retribution Promised
Howls of “Cruel and Unusual Punishment” heard at Mar-a-Lago regarding “unjust” Trump sentencing meted out by Judge Merchan. Citing “cruel and unusual punishment” at the hands of a … Read more
Trump Selects Famed Detective Charlie Chan to Head Anti-Elder Crime Unit
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Honolulu police detective Charlie Chan tapped to head crime unit focused on stopping elderly crime wave. According to SNN inside crime reporter Felonious … Read more
