MAGA Emergency Kit β Act Now Before Sanity Is Restored!
On sale now, the MAGA Emergency Kit: Order now before the price doubles thanks to tariffs. By Nellie Bern On sale now for the low-low price of $19.99 … Read more
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After Illegal Aliens, Trump Plans to Deport Democrats
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Trump hinting that he will soon try to deport Democrats. At a “copter talk” question-and-answer today, President Trump let slip that, … Read more
‘FOMP’ – a Fantastic New Word
By Jack Seybold, as heard from Donald Trump Fomp, right? Itβs a fantastic new word that just came out of my mouth. – Donald Trump “Fomp,” right? Itβs … Read more
Minnesota Nice Interviews Tree Trimmer Elmer Bjork
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews an arborist from Slenderville, Minnesota. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
Where Disillusioned Trump Voters Got It Wrong: Their Top 13 Sheepish Sayings That Even Confucius Would Envy!
Disillusioned Trump voters spout conflicting messages that may land in Fortune Cookies! It’s very evident that the political tides are starting to turn in the other direction. That’s … Read more
Trump Threatening War with Denmark over Greenland
The U.S. President threatens war with Denmark over possession of the Danish territory of Greenland. Donald Trump has officially taken the gloves off in a newly aggressive approach, … Read more
Mark Carney Declares Himself Prime Minister of Canada
Prime Ministership assumed by Mark Carney as Ottawa media cheers, checking maps. By Scott D. G. Ventureyra OTTAWA β In a stunning act of democratic innovation, Mark Carney has … Read more
Canadian War Plans Leaked
Another person accidentally added to a DoD chat leaks Canadian war plans to the press. By Corey Spondent Not long after the Signal war plans leak, another war … Read more
ATF Agents Arrest Machine Gun Willy
The current administration’s investigations of gangs and alleged gangs has led the ATF to Machine Gun Willy. By John Ross In a shocking turn of events, as the … Read more
HHS Secretary RFK Jr. to Slash Meals on Wheels in Favor of McDonalds
Federal funding for Meals on Wheels, “that wasteful nutrition program,” will be cut, says new McDonald’s fan RFK Jr. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced … Read more
