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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Patron Saint of Songwriters and Blues Singers was from ancient times, making this Mar-a-Lago garage discovery quite historic. According to SNN … Read more
If elected, Trump said he intends to reinstate the long-discredited Alien-Sedition Acts, implemented more than two centuries ago. In an effort to reprise Founding Father and 2nd President … Read more
Watch your tight-lipped neighbors gravitate to their own comfort food debate snacks on Harris/Trump Debate Day! But before you sit down with your neighbors breaking bread & crockery … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Trumpy the Elephant. ANNOUNCER Live from Zoo Miami. It’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good morning listeners nationwide. Is … Read more
Conservatives latest scare tactic: Boy’s Bathroom Tampon Dispensers! If the results of the 2024 election hangs on the fact that Conservatives say VP Nominee Tim Walz signed a … Read more
Trump on the upcoming debate: “ABC is the nastiest, followed closely by Disney.” The upcoming debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump will be their first and only … Read more
Gift shop offered attendees a chance to “memorialize their stroll through these hallowed acres with a reasonably priced MAGA” goods. Arlington, VA — Former president Donald Trump’s recent … Read more
Reports about the incident at Arlington National Cemetery missed the worst of it. A Humor Times exclusive! Former President Donald J. Trump and his entourage were physically blocked … Read more
JD Vance thinks Americans need to have children to count, and by extension, all parents need to have even more children. JD Vance’s problem about Americans needing to … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Arnie Barney, a flutist from the Wasilla Symphony in Alaska. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more
