Trump Passes Audition, Set to Appear on Dancing with the Stars
After Pennsylvania dance fest, Trump qualifies to star in Dancing with the Stars: “I’m the best dancer.” Preparing for a new career if he loses the election in … Read more
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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Georgia Congresswoman Majorie Taylor Greene. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?
New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more
Artificial Ignorance Entity Presidential Candidates Release Their Platforms
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Both AI candidates granted exclusive interviews, detailing their platforms. According to SNN Political Crappe reporter Muck N. Mire, Artificial Ignorance Entity presidential … Read more
JD Vance Catches Rare Genital Disorder from Donald Trump
The VP candidate apparently caught a rare genital disorder from his running mate, Donald Trump. A spokesperson for vice-presidential candidate Senator JD Vance (R. OH) announced at a … Read more
Trump’s Plans to ‘Reshape America’
The ex-prez says he will “reshape America” with a “War on the impoverished” – “Every state should be like Texas,” he says. Anticipating victory in a presidential race … Read more
Trump: Democrats Wrecking Red States with Hurricanes
Says Democrats trying to get even with Trump supporters by wrecking red states. Democrats are to blame for wrecking red states by directing hurricanes to devastate the southeastern … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Eskimo Moon Beam
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Moon Beam, an Alaskan Eskimo from Wasilla. ANNOUNCER From under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. … Read more
Trump: ‘I Just Discovered that I’m Black’
“If Kamala Harris can be Indian for 50 years and suddenly turn Black because it’s politically expedient, then I’m Black too!” Taking a page from the political primer … Read more
Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!
Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more
