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Project 2025 architect speaks out on 920-page blueprint for a second Trump Administration. Oberfuhrer Russell Vought, a prime Project 2025 architect, spoke out on Thursday about the 920-page … Read more
Trump is not welcome without the right papers, says president of Venezuela. Donald Trump will be an illegal alien if he attempts without the proper authorization to enter … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump hired a Slobovian Agent as his personal bodyguard, leaving the US Secret Service with his old catch phrase, “You’re fired!” According … Read more
GOP candidate Donald Trump has planned a stunt to beat all stunts: he is to be shot out of a cannon on live television. Mar-a-Lago – Today Donald … Read more
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
Scaramucci: Just like the corny ‘Squeeze Box,’ Donald Trump continues to bellow & bray! Former White House Communication Director Anthony Scaramucci recently said, “It’s a big Tell when … Read more
Donald Trump called Kamala Harris “dumb as a rock.” Now Larry the Rock demands an apology. Larry the Rock, who exists in the Rocky Mountains in the great … Read more
How weird is JD Vance? He likes books urging “patriots” to wear “aluminum foil headdresses” to offset Jewish space lasers. In the weeks since he was nominated as … Read more
A peek into the *oranges of Trump’s ‘Project 2025’ via his Mother’s Diary! *I know, I know! Little Donnie’s Mother’s Diary #3 Wednesday, September 1952, Little Donnie, 6 … Read more
The old white guy that turned orange made another bad pun, saying that Harris is going “balls to the Walz” with her VP pick. On Tuesday, presumptive Democratic … Read more
