Hollywood Shock Horror: Barbie and Ken are Splitting Up!
Ken says he is transgender and Barbie claims the right to ‘Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of a Penis’ HOLLYWOOD, CA – Tinseltown was shaken to its foundations … Read more
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Michigan to Make Flint ‘New Tourist Capitol’ to Recoup Water Costs
Gov. Rick Snyder: “Why fly to Iraq to see urban death, destruction and despair? In Michigan, we have it all and at a fraction of the price!” FLINT, … Read more
Koch Brothers’ Big Move: Attempting to Buy Way into Heaven
By pulling their considerable campaign donation sums, and putting it into orphanages, the Koch brothers hope to restart their own, heavenly, campaigns. Charles and David Koch made an … Read more
Prime Time for Palin
“I am responsible for every sound bite Trump has given.” – Sarah Palin “We’re gonna knock your socks off, America!” said Sarah Palin, as she signed napkins for … Read more
Michigan Gov. Snyder Bottling Flint River Water to Sell to Americans
Governor Rick Snyder launching Flint River Water Co. Michigan Governor Rick Snyder’s new bottled water company, Flint River Water, has the slogan “Good Enough for Flint, Good Enough … Read more
Flint to Turn Lead from Water Crisis into Pencils, Bullets
Excess lead could also be used in bullets for local police handling Flint water riots FLINT, MI — After recent controversy regarding toxic levels of lead in the … Read more
Justin Trudeau Denies Ted Cruz was Ever Born in Canada
Waves of revulsion overwhelm Canada after claims that Ted Cruz was actually born in Calgary OTTAWA, CANADA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today forcefully insisted at a … Read more
Conspiracy Theories #4: Enough to Write a Book About
The hard-hitting website you’ve been looking for: Conspiracy Theories Conspiracy Theories is the hard-hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to … Read more
The Yes Men Present ‘The Total Terrorism Solution’
‘Yes Men’ hoax highlights failures of military approaches to terrorism Today in the European Parliament in Brussels, a “defense and security consultant” (actually Andy Bichlbaum of the Yes … Read more
ISIS to Use Remote-Control Bombs: Suicide Bombers Fuming
Call ISIS decision-makers ‘weak’ and ‘pussies’ A group of suicide bombers have made it known that they are not the least bit happy about a decision made by … Read more
