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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews statesman, scientist, inventor and publisher Ben Franklin. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
“I don’t know how I got involved,” Hannibal Lecter says, “but I’d never vote for that sleazeball Trump.” Harrisburg, PA. — Donald Trump has referenced the name Hannibal … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With Armageddon fast approaching, you may now preregister for the Fifth Circle of Hell. With Armageddon fast approaching, SNN Damnation correspondent Mortyle … Read more
Jed Clampett of Beverly Hillbillies fame aims to set the record straight, saying hillbillies are much smarter than J.D. Vance. Beverly Hillbillies Estate, Beverly Hills, CA — Local … Read more
Trump questions Mayor Pete’s sexual identity: “When did he turn queer?” A leak by the Harris campaign indicates that presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Vice President Kamala D. Harris … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews an Eskimo stewardess and former President Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
“We’re people too!” exclaim lazy Americans. Politicians often talk about the need to create jobs or lower taxes for hardworking Americans, but what about Lazy Americans? Don’t they … Read more
The GOP is on the defensive after Democrats claimed their policy positions are “weird,” with JD Vance leading the charge. Decrying Democrats’ claims that “Republicans are weird,” Sen. … Read more
Qualified? U.S. Presidents who didn’t read the ‘unwritten qualifying requirements’ & slipped thru the cracks! Indicted Trump lawyer John Eastman wrote in a 2020 op-ed that Kamala Harris’ … Read more
Trump tells Christians gathered at “Believers Summit” that, not to worry, this will be the final election. Speaking to a festive crowd of admirers at “The Believers Summit” … Read more
