Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/7/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Gov’t Developing Unique Tactics to Tackle Hacking Issue
DHS to use ‘acronym-talk’ to prevent further hacking attempts This past week, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced that hacking, or breach of security (BS), occurred in at … Read more
‘Buggers’ Bush and Cheney Claim That Iraq Hardly Noticed Being Raped
Interviewed by Megyn Kelly, Bush and Cheney say they did almost nothing wrong. NEW YOR CITY – Soft-porn model and corporate shill Megyn Kelly – the blonde who put … Read more
Kim Kardashian Hires Tutor to Help Keep Track of Brood Total
The education of Kim Kardashian continues Reality TV star Kim Kardashian recently announced that she was expecting another child. The Keeping Up With the Kardashians personality was rumored … Read more
The FBI is Watching YOU
FBI surveillance planes now dot the skies over America On the network’s 3 a.m. show, aptly named Pink Eye, Fox News panellists recently discussed conspiracy theories. “High tech helicopters in the … Read more
Single, Childless Woman Has Plenty of Parenting & Relationship Advice
Melissa Davis doles out relationship advice like candy Melissa Davis is 40-years-old, single, independent, loving it and proud of it. She routinely posts memes on Facebook to inspire … Read more
Hillary a Big Hit with Millennials
Millennial icons give props to Hillary Clinton Rock up to a party in Williamsburg or Bushwick and you will notice that everybody is wearing something other than a … Read more
Mike Huckabee: Josh Duggar’s Only Friend
Duggar’s actions not unforgivable, says God’s choice for prez Former Chippendales dancer, Mike Huckabee, a 2016 Republican presidential candidate, has angered America by publicly declaring his support for … Read more
Local Comedian Has Lots of Successful Comedian Best Friends
Sam Anderson knows comedy, and knows comedians Sam Anderson has been doing stand-up comedy on the local level for about 2 years. He has performed at various open … Read more
Man Celebrates Triumphant Return to Facebook After 45 Minute Hiatus
After a falling out with his virtual friends, Mike McKenzie is back on Facebook. Mike McKenzie is just one of millions of Facebook users. Mike enjoys sharing pictures … Read more
