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Accusations of lies and distortions ‘just garbage,’ O’Reilly claims NEW YORK — Fox News host Bill O’Reilly will help represent his “good old friend, professional colleague and journalistic … Read more
An interview with Russian president Vladimir Putin We here at the Humor Times have been fortunate enough to be granted an interview with Vladimir Putin, the leader of … Read more
Forget the stingy, 88 minute trailer just put out, we got the real scoop on the new Disney Star Wars movie! Our intrepid, rat-like reporters just got the … Read more
‘Nobody here gets fired or suspended for not telling the truth – nor will Brian Williams’ – CEO Roger Ailes NBC news anchorman Brian Williams will be moving … Read more
“If we can’t bonk our students,” say professors in response to the new sex rules, “what’s the point of coming to work?” CAMBRIDGE — Nearly half the faculty at … Read more
Creator eschews humanity, off to find a ‘New Heaven, New Earth,’ as prophesied JERUSALEM — God resigned today, citing the appalling murders, rapes and tortures carried out everywhere … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Public aghast as Brian Williams desperately neighs and hee-haws NEW YORK — ‘NBC Nightly News’ viewers watched in fascinated horror Wednesday night as handsome, blue-eyed anchorman Brian Williams, … Read more
Door now open for a large number of exciting dark horse GOP candidates to blow it. DES MOINES, Iowa — After announcing he will no longer seek the … Read more
Surprise, surprise: Richard Sherman did not yell and scream about how great he was after losing the Super Bowl. Defensive cornerback Richard Sherman of the Seattle Seahawks didn’t … Read more
