Trump Addresses America’s ‘Final Election’
Trump tells Christians gathered at “Believers Summit” that, not to worry, this will be the final election. Speaking to a festive crowd of admirers at “The Believers Summit” … Read more
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Harris Announces Biden as VP: ‘Saves on Campaign Expenses’
“Why spend money on a graphic designer for new yard signs?” asked Kamala Harris after picking Biden as VP. Late Wednesday night, Kamala Harris, now the presumptive nominee … Read more
Trump Accuses Kamala Harris of Not Being Black
Trump says he’s the only “true-blue Black candidate” in presidential race, accuses Harris of not being black enough. Former President Donald Trump accuses the presumptive Democratic Party nominee … Read more
American President Should Undergo Basic Military Training, Says Slobovian Minister
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Minister of Defense criticized the U.S. today, saying that the Commander-in-Chief should always have basic military training. SNN combat reporter … Read more
Calming Psoriasis in an Election Year: Top 10 Remedies for The 4 Year Itch!
Getting past imperfect election year Presidential & VP nominees & The 4 Year Itch! Top 10 Remedies to Calm Psoriasis in an Election Year! 10. Move to Canada! … Read more
Local Adult Baby Earns Spot on Olympic Whining Team
The adult baby had only one serious competitor, fellow Floridian Donald Trump, with his “Witch Hunt” routine. SARASOTA, FL — In the end, it was Stuart Walters’ floor … Read more
Breaking! Biden: ‘I’m Back in the Race!’
President Joe Biden reverses course, says he’s “back in the race for president!” In a statement that took everybody by surprise, President Joe Biden announced from the Oval … Read more
A Second Artificial Ignorance Entity Declares Candidacy for President
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A second Artificial Ignorance Entity has declared its candidacy for President of United States, joining “Hoiman.” According to SNN Political Crappe reporter … Read more
Biden Stepping Aside: Trump on the New Dem Nominee
As reported by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent “Kamala is just a backstreet black with an education,” claims Trump on the news of Biden stepping aside. On Sunday, … Read more
Who Else Historically Could Dodge a Bullet & Live to Brag About It?
Who else can dodge a bullet, leap tall buildings & give an hour & a half speech while kissing a Fireman’s helmet? Who else could dodge a bullet? … Read more
