Immigration: The Beginning of the End
CAPS on immigration: It’s to blame for everything bad Californian’s for Population Stabilization (CAPS) have followed up their recent claim that California’s water shortage is due to the … Read more
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Republicans Condemn ‘Hitler’ Obama, Hand Him More Power
‘It’s never tyranny when the tyrant does what you want,’ Mitch McConnell said, referring to Obama. WASHINGTON, DC – Republican congressional leaders and their corporate masters gleefully rubbed … Read more
Duggar Family: Homosexuality a Greater Sin Than Molesting Children
“19 Kids and Counting” stars, the Duggar family, rank sins, rating their own as “God-condoned.” The Duggar family, who are stars of TLC’s hit reality TV show, “19 … Read more
Sen. Cruz Promises Radical Protest Against Marriage Equality
Senator Ted Cruz’ promises his plan to protest the expected Supreme Court ruling on marriage equality will be a ‘huge shocker.’ Potential Republican presidential candidate and Canadian Sen. … Read more
Congress Raises Birth Age to Five
“We all like cuddly little babies, but the reality is our nation can no longer afford them.” – President Obama to Congress WASHINGTON ─ Both the House and … Read more
Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again
Pope Francis posts messages for Jesus on Facebook and Twitter VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis I today appealed to Jesus Christ to expedite His second coming “before there … Read more
Woman Constantly Refreshes UPS Tracking Webpage
Obsessively tracking UPS Tracking Sherry Stacey loves online ordering. The minute an online retailer sends her a UPS tracking number, she immediately goes to the carrier’s order tracking … Read more
Superman Gives Up on Earth, Plans to Return to Krypton
“Let’s face it, you guys are fucked,” Superman tells Rachel Maddow in final TV interview. METROPOLIS, OL – World-renowned crime fighter and iconic symbol of Truth, Justice and … Read more
Area Man Reports Woman Missing; She’s Really Just Avoiding Him
“This isn’t like her” – says area man Paul Arkwright of Albany ALBANY, NY — Pacing through the police station in distress, local area man Paul Arkwright has … Read more
Bruce Wayne and God Among Rejected “Suicide Squad” Applicants
Highly anticipated “Suicide Squad” movie was challenging to cast Nearly a year away from the highly anticipated film “Suicide Squad,” DC has recently revealed images of the cast … Read more
