White People Who Throw Up Gang Signs Stand Neutral on Ferguson Decision
Keeping it ‘real’ on Ferguson decision White people who throw up gang signs in pictures on social media sites like Facebook have decided to stay neutral on the … Read more
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President ‘Obuma’ Moons Republican Congress, Kardashian-Style
Following Kim Kardashian’s example, politicians around the country rush to bare their ‘assets,’ too WASHINGTON, DC — Following Kim Kardashian’s successful “Break the Internet” baring of her remarkable … Read more
Snoop Dogg: The Next Presidizzle?
The Snoop Dogg for President campaign starts now The 2016 race for the White House has gotten far more interesting now that Snoop Dogg has thrown his hat … Read more
Rosetta Space Probe: Potential Disaster?
Have we upset the delicate space-time continuum with the Rosetta space probe? Shocking news has emerged from a leak by an anonymous source inside the European Space Agency. … Read more
Feeding the Homeless Not like Hobby Lobby, Says Justice Scalia
Clarence Thomas, startled from nap, hastened to agree on the feeding the homeless issue Washington DC — At an emergency hearing last night, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia … Read more
Democrats Experience Shock Withdrawal as Soliciting Emails Dry Up
‘Lonely Little Petunia’ syndrome spreading faster than Ebola for Democrats DES MOINES, IOWA — Democratic voters throughout America were in deep shock this morning when President Barack Obama … Read more
SF Giants to Rename Club ‘SF MadBums,’ Let Rest of Team Go
“Madison Bumgarner is the only player we need to win another title.” – SF Giants’ CEO Larry Baer SAN FRANCISCO — After ace pitcher Madison Bumgarner, affectionately known … Read more
‘Catcalling Video’ Woman Harassed by Monthly Period
Soshana Roberts, of the viral catcalling video, reveals yet more harassment women must endure. Soshana Roberts, the actress in the two-minute New York street harassment catcalling video released earlier … Read more
Cosby Kids Reveal Years of Abuse by Fat Albert
Kids still traumatized by Fat Albert treatment after all these years According to a suit filed by the Cosby Kid “Mushmouth” recently, he was an aspiring bass guitarist … Read more
David Cameron ‘Attacked’
Jogger insists his attraction to David Cameron was “not political, just deeply sexual” A member of the public who caused a security alert when he bumped into David … Read more
