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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/25/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to. The headlines and news don’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from … Read more
New Bill Before Congress Would Outlaw Coitus Interruptis
‘Coitus interruptis is just another sleazy way to avoid pregnancy!’ says Congressman. A new Republican bill before Congress criminalizes coitus interruptis — the act of male withdrawal during … Read more
America Hates the Pro Bowl But Plans to Watch Anyway
“There’s only two games left – how can I miss one, even if it is the Pro Bowl??!!” – distraught fan Americans love football (our kind, that is), … Read more
Operation Betty Ford
Getting high via drones at the Betty Ford Center Police in Southern California say a drone overloaded with illicit methamphetamine crashed into the gardens of the Betty Ford … Read more
Doctors Recommend 3 Selfies a Day to Combat ‘Failed Existence Syndrome’
“A selfie can make you feel like you’re somebody” – Dr. Sal Fee Are you sad? All the time? Do you constantly wish you were someone else? Someone … Read more
Joni Ernst: An Intellectual Iowan, Miracles Do Happen
“Let’s have a conversation, even though it’s only me talking” – Joni Ernst Tuesday night saw Sen. Joni Ernst respond to President Obama’s State of the Union address. … Read more
God Has Cosmic Sense of Humor, Reports Christopher Hitchins from Afterlife
‘Paradise is not what you expect, mate, nor is hell!’ – Christopher Hitchins HEAVEN’S GATE — Every morning just after sunrise, says Christopher Hitchins, he and the entire … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/19/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Comedian Bill Burr Determines it’s Safer to be a Sniper
“Snipers can defend themselves. They have AK-47’s.” – Bill Burr Bill Burr announced today he intends to become a sniper in the U.S. Marines. “It’s way safer than … Read more
