Concerned Fox News Hosts Unsure if Shows Qualify as Satire
Bill O’Reilly: “If what we do is satire, you can bet we do it better than anyone else.” NEW YORK CITY – Alarmed Fox News hosts recently engaged … Read more
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Google Report: 80% of Porn Searches are by Muslims
Iranian sexologist claims entire culture obsessed with sex porn searches and death TEHERAN — Iranian sexologist Sheik Ratel-n-Rol, the “Renegade Imam of Islam,” is on the run again … Read more
‘Je Suis Frostie’ Movement Burgeons After Muslim Cleric Bans Snowmen
Three million gather on Boston Common to build snowmen giving Mecca the finger BOSTON — Families throughout New England yesterday defiantly posted “Je Suis Frostie” signs in their … Read more
Nightmares Prompt Kim Jong-un to Take Up Zumba
Kim Jong-un looking to get pudgy self fit Apparently, fear of his dead father is resurfacing in a big way and has been keeping North Korean supreme leader … Read more
‘The Onion’ and Six Other Fake News Websites to Close
“World insanity is beyond our writers’ imaginations,” says Onion fake news editor. CHICAGO — “The Onion” managing editor, Russell Sprouts, announced today that the well-known fake news outlet … Read more
Tony Blair Calls for the Restoration of Pope Benedict XVI
Announces international “Bring Back Pope Benny” campaign, backed by the Kochs LONDON — Former British Prime Minister and converted Catholic Tony Blair called upon the Vatican today to … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction
They are in big demand, but this ‘smart home’ is a little full of itself Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring … Read more
2014 Resigns Early: ‘Total Disgust with Humanity’
Tells 2015: “Good luck, sucker!” Aging year 2014 resigned today, December 29th, 48 hours earlier than expected, citing ethical fatigue and “total disgust with humanity.” Badly cut and … Read more
Sony Invites Still More Controversy with Another New Comedy
No protests or outcry over latest Sony release depicting the assassination of President Obama, however: Bill O’Reilly says ‘It’s just a joke.’ Following the PR success of The … Read more
