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‘Stephen Colbert is on a fast track to sainthood,’ said Pope Francis Vatican City — Pope Francis announced today that he would personally receive lapsed Roman Catholic Stephen … Read more
The “only true Americans” in America trademark the name “TruMerica” A small group of rich, white people calling themselves TruMericans have begun work on a 100-acre piece of … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Cheney says the new report’s pictures and documents are ‘a load of crap.’ New York — Former vice president Dick Cheney said today that a new report about … Read more
“Take them out now before they turn into thugs selling loosies!” – Giuliani Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani today defended the gunning down of black inner-city … Read more
“God, working through his blessed Super PACs, gave us the money to buy Congress, and charged us with reuniting Church and State.” – Rick Santorum Perpetual religious right … Read more
Not to be outdone, Dick Cheney, Kim Jong-Un and others throw their hats in villainy ring with Stephen Hawking. Cambridge UK — Internationally renowned physicist Stephen Hawking said … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Keeping it ‘real’ on Ferguson decision White people who throw up gang signs in pictures on social media sites like Facebook have decided to stay neutral on the … Read more
Following Kim Kardashian’s example, politicians around the country rush to bare their ‘assets,’ too WASHINGTON, DC — Following Kim Kardashian’s successful “Break the Internet” baring of her remarkable … Read more
