Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/8/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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NBC to Put Brian Williams Out to Stud ‘as Soon as Possible’
Public aghast as Brian Williams desperately neighs and hee-haws NEW YORK — ‘NBC Nightly News’ viewers watched in fascinated horror Wednesday night as handsome, blue-eyed anchorman Brian Williams, … Read more
Romney Exit Clears Path for Other GOP Candidates to Lose
Door now open for a large number of exciting dark horse GOP candidates to blow it. DES MOINES, Iowa — After announcing he will no longer seek the … Read more
New “Deflategate” Scandal: Richard Sherman’s Ego Shrinks 10 Sizes
Surprise, surprise: Richard Sherman did not yell and scream about how great he was after losing the Super Bowl. Defensive cornerback Richard Sherman of the Seattle Seahawks didn’t … Read more
Nancy Fenwick, ‘Keeper of the Queen Corgis,’ Pens Explosive New Tell-All Book
Can the monarchy survive fresh revelations of sex and perversity at the palace involving the Queen Corgis? London — The shocking news this week that Her Majesty the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/1/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Andy Borowitz Appointed First Professor of Fake News at Harvard
‘But can we really believe Andy Borowitz’ acceptance letter?’ wonders department chair. CAMBRIDGE — Andy Borowitz, senior fake news correspondent at The New Yorker, has been appointed Harvard University’s … Read more
World Unites to Demand U.S. End Proliferation of ‘Balls’ Jokes
No more deflated balls, please: UN Resolution calls on Americans to ‘Grow up, for God’s sake’ New York — A UN resolution, sponsored by a broad coalition of … Read more
Woman Claims to Have Never Been Raped by Bill Cosby
‘These baseless charges are highly unlikely,’ says Bill Cosby historian NEW YORK — In a 1500-word op-ed published in the New York Times today, Jackie Stelnick, a New … Read more
Sarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run
Mavericky former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin preparing to run ‘a long way.’ WASILLA, Alaska – Maverick former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin, a one-time Republican vice-presidential nominee, … Read more
