Nightmares Prompt Kim Jong-un to Take Up Zumba
Kim Jong-un looking to get pudgy self fit Apparently, fear of his dead father is resurfacing in a big way and has been keeping North Korean supreme leader … Read more
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‘The Onion’ and Six Other Fake News Websites to Close
“World insanity is beyond our writers’ imaginations,” says Onion fake news editor. CHICAGO — “The Onion” managing editor, Russell Sprouts, announced today that the well-known fake news outlet … Read more
Tony Blair Calls for the Restoration of Pope Benedict XVI
Announces international “Bring Back Pope Benny” campaign, backed by the Kochs LONDON — Former British Prime Minister and converted Catholic Tony Blair called upon the Vatican today to … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction
They are in big demand, but this ‘smart home’ is a little full of itself Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring … Read more
2014 Resigns Early: ‘Total Disgust with Humanity’
Tells 2015: “Good luck, sucker!” Aging year 2014 resigned today, December 29th, 48 hours earlier than expected, citing ethical fatigue and âtotal disgust with humanity.â Badly cut and … Read more
Sony Invites Still More Controversy with Another New Comedy
No protests or outcry over latest Sony release depicting the assassination of President Obama, however: Bill OâReilly says âItâs just a joke.â Following the PR success of The … Read more
Pope Francis Welcomes Stephen Colbert Back into the Catholic Church
‘Stephen Colbert is on a fast track to sainthood,’ said Pope Francis Vatican City — Pope Francis announced today that he would personally receive lapsed Roman Catholic Stephen … Read more
Enclave of Rich White Folk Claim to be ‘Last True Americans’
The “only true Americans” in America trademark the name “TruMerica” A small group of rich, white people calling themselves TruMericans have begun work on a 100-acre piece of … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/16/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
