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Donald Trump suffering from ‘Ebola Animi,’ resulting in verbal diarrhea NYC — Donald Trump was rushed to Bellevue hospital last night after repeatedly screaming “Zmpph! Obama! Aaargh!” and … Read more
‘Designer Dicks’ to be tested on penis-envying volunteers WINSTON-SALEM NC — Civil unrest broke out today at the gates of the Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine, Winston-Salem, … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Hillary is just trying to generate sympathy with a fake Chelsea Clinton baby, says the porky radio ranter. PALM BEACH, FL — Chelsea Clinton has not given birth, … Read more
Could Kim Jong-Un have been unduly influenced by Dennis Rodman? Kim Jong-Un has not made a public appearance for more than three weeks and now some experts have … Read more
Initial union meeting described as a ‘real blast’ Union-minded Iraqis today formed the Suicide Bombers Local #467 in Baghdad, but promptly had to look for a new union … Read more
Hello folks. How are things going for you? That’s good. At the moment I am hold up in an abandoned farmhouse in the Midwest. I have it boarded … Read more
From Cracked.com’s Cracked Cut-Ups comes this preview of a groundbreaking new film starring Johnny Depp! Johnny Depp Stars in Tim Burton’s ‘Tim Burton’ — powered by Cracked.com
Dow Jones posts fake release for two hours; bank gets fake website blacklisted, briefly Bank of America executives, investors, and opponents alike reacted with surprise to yesterday’s news—posted … Read more
Bank of America Warns Public Not To Be Confused by “YourBofA.com” “Fraud” in Press Release An urgent-sounding press release was received by the Humor Times today saying, “The … Read more
