SCOTUS Resurrects Bump Stocks
“Lumpy” Thomas comes through for gun lovers by voting to legalize bump stocks. In a departure for the Supreme Court, justices met with members of the press at … Read more
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Exclusive: Little Donny Debates His Weary Mother Before He Mutes Her!
Donald Trump loves a good debate & he started early: Notes from Mrs. Trump’s Diary on Little Donny! Part 2 – Excerpts from Mrs. Trump‘s Diary on Little … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Trumpsters Mad Dog and Wheezer
Wherein our intrepid talk show host interviews Trumpsters Mad Dog and Wheezer live from a Trump rally. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
RFK Jr. Accuses RFK Jr. of Being a CIA Operative
“The only way I could explain his madness is that he’s a CIA operative,” says RFK Jr. about himself. Earlier today, presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. accused … Read more
Trump to Stage Death, Christ-Like Resurrection
Bannon didn’t think it would be much of a stretch to have the boss fake his own death and miraculously be resurrected three days later.
Trump Promotes Cage Matches Between Migrants and ‘Regular’ Americans
Trump told a rally crowd that migrants should “fight to the death” in a proposed series of Steel Cage Matches. During a campaign rally at Philadelphia’s Temple University … Read more
Trump to Fake His Own Death to Raise Cash, Sources Say
Another ploy to raise campaign cash? Sources say Trump plans to fake his own death after accusing opponents of assassination plot. As part of his campaign strategy to … Read more
Biden: Donald Trump Voters Guilty of Aiding and Abetting a Felon
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden: ‘Anyone who votes for Donald Trump will be guilty of aiding and abetting’ a convicted criminal. According to SNN criminal … Read more
Trump Flirts with Selecting Clarence Thomas as Running Mate
Trump has floated many VP candidate choices, but his latest is a shocker: Clarence Thomas as running mate. Since announcing his third run for the presidency in Nov. … Read more
The Celtic State: A Proposal for the Reoccupation of Gaul
A transcript of the Nelson Report to the Gaul World Congress, delivered September 27, 2032 by Congress Delegate Wriley Nelson. It has been twenty-one centuries since Roman armies … Read more
