Future News: Trump in Stir Creates a Stir
Who knew? Trump in stir is causing quite a stir. Inmate 21324 at Odds with Prison Management Future News (Sept. 8, 2024): Former President Donald J. Trump, sentenced … Read more
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Convicted Trump Asks Witch Doctor for Help to ‘Rain Vengeance’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News, Five-Star Extra-Special Edition: Trump seeks help to “rain vengeance” upon his enemies. According to SNN damnation reporter Mortalle Synne, upon … Read more
Alito’s Wife Flew a Flag for KKK & Other Causes
Alito’s neighbors suggest that Mrs. Alito flew a flag for the KKK and is an active, dues-paying member to this day. Photographic evidence reveals that Associate Justice of … Read more
Donald Trump NOT GUILTY… of Farting!
Defending Trump’s farting in court is a Gas! WARNING: Reading this treatise on farting may cause raucous giggles from 6 year olds! I may be alone in this, … Read more
Bookie of the Stars Sets Odds on Donald Trump Conviction
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The odds on a Donald Trump conviction in the New York hush money trial have been set. Place your bets! According to … Read more
The Story Behind Trump’s Praise of Hannibal Lector
Could Hannibal Lector be the perfect cover for all the revenge Trump wants to exact? This reporter has finally discovered the story behind Donald Trump‘s reference to Hannibal … Read more
Testing Your Memory as a Juror for the Hush Money Trial!
Get your Day in Court as a Juror & Test your Recall & Bladder! Here’s a Multiple Choice quiz to test your memory as a juror: WHAT DID … Read more
MTG to Leave Congress for Another Job
Investigation: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she will soon leave Congress, as she has found a more suitable job. This reporter has recently verified the rumors that Marjorie Taylor … Read more
Trump Ponders His Choices in Republican Veepstakes
Presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump faces a crossroads in Veepstakes. With the GOP National Convention just two months away, presumptive Republican nominee and former President Donald J. Trump … Read more
Biden Nominates First Baby to Supreme Court
Lil Tommy is the first baby nominated to the Supreme Court, a “security blanket” for liberals on the bench. With sensitive man-baby Clarence Thomas planning to leave the … Read more
