Future News: Trump Announces 2026 Medal of Freedom Awards
Two years into his second term, President Trump awards twelve honorees with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. On Jan. 6th, 2026, in celebration of the new national holiday, … Read more
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Trump Courtroom Drama in Pre-Production
Studios are said to be negotiating with the principals of the New York v. Donald Trump case for the rights to a courtroom drama. Columbia Pictures and Castle … Read more
Mike Johnson’s First News Conference: Pledges Inaction
In first news conference, new House Speaker promises to do nothing at all unless the IRS stops harassing his rich friends. On Thursday, newly-minted House Speaker Mike Johnson … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Smokey the Bear
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Smokey the Bear. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good … Read more
Alcatraz University Unveils ‘Crimecentric Degree Program’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The President of Alcatraz U has introduced an all-new “Crimecentric Degree Program” to advance the careers of its inmates. “Anyone can learn … Read more
New Speaker Interviewed by Chris Matthews
Former MSNBC host Chris Matthews interviewed the new Speaker of the House on the nine-hole of Trump’s golf course. The new Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mike … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews The Fuglies
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews The Fuglies: Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more
Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!
Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more
Trump Proposes Alternative to Meet the Press: ‘Press the Meat’
“Press the Meat” is set to debut in two weeks, and reportedly will feature the ex-president’s wide-ranging sex exploits. Former President Donald J. Trump has gone public with … Read more
GOP to Pick House Speaker on ‘Big Brother’ Reality Show
In order to finally end the Speaker of the House saga, the Republican Party will pick the winner of “Big Brother.” In an effort to end its long … Read more
