Republican Governors Tell Kids: ‘Stay Hungry!’
GOP guvs decry welfare and childhood obesity, tell lazy kids to “stay hungry” for success. Fifteen Republican governors have said no to participating in a federally funded food … Read more
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Actual Goat Steps Down as Patriots Coach
New England Patriots coach, called “The GOAT,” announces he is stepping down after a Hall of Fame career. The New England Patriots coach who is widely considered the … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Comedienne Roseanne Barr
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews comedienne Roseanne Barr. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good … Read more
Trump Changes Running Mates
Trump changes running mates: Discards Santos as “amateur” and opts for Roseanne Barr. Donald J. Trump, leading Republican candidate for president, doesn’t like under-performers, he says, and so … Read more
Former Leading Lady Accuses Western Movie Hero of Sexual Assault
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Suit filed against former movie hero asks 72 million dollars in damages. SNN smut correspondent Downe Inda Gutter reports that like such … Read more
Celebrities: ‘Keep Trump on the Ballot!’
Certain celebrities are lobbying to keep Trump on the ballot, but mainly to keep the door open for themselves. Celebrities past and present have come together to help … Read more
Harvard to Offer Degree in Pirating and Plundering
Harvard says it’s simply adapting with the times and preparing “for the end of America as we know it.” In an effort to adapt with the times and … Read more
The Secret Diary of Melania Trump
“The former first lady has mostly retreated from public view — and steered clear of the campaign trail — while her husband fights to return to the White … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Proctologist Dr. Theodore Ham
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews proctologist Dr. Theodore Ham. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN … Read more
Trump Admits to Banned Books Next to his Bed: Top 10!
Warning, Black Humor: proving Donald Trump will indeed have a Presidential Library… shelf! When she was living, Ivana Trump told her lawyer that Donald Trump kept Hitler speeches … Read more
