This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Laptop Dog
Trump is Putin’s laptop dog. Trump’s legacy lies in his claims to defame. Those that demand the most respect invariably give the least. Propagandists attack in formation. Republicans … Read more
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COVID at the Bat: a Revised Poem
The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Miami nine that day, with COVID at the Bat: The Covid tests they took were few, with sixty games to play, And … Read more
Washington Nationals Sign Fauci
After the famed immunologist threw the first pitch in their home opener, the Washington Nationals had to sign him. The Washington Nationals stunned the baseball world today when … Read more
Slobovian Sports Legend Unveils New International Sports League
Slobovia hopes to fill the need for competition with the new sports league. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Baron Otto Von Klanginbangin, who ranks as one of … Read more
Everyone’s a Winner: How to Enjoy Sports When There Are No Sports
No sporting events to watch? No problem: the author shares his secret method to enjoy sports like never before! I knew I’d reached my pandemic breaking point when … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/23/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Aaron Rodgers’ Mustache Great for Lapping Up That Last Bit of Soup
A study of Aaron Rodgers’ mustache has found it is the perfect substance for blotting up whatever’s at the bottom of your bowl. A Green Bay scientist has … Read more
Football Debate
Both politics and football are sports that don’t finish until there’s blood on the field. You cannot comment on either one without your trusty basket of clichés. Got … Read more
Sports News: Nation’s Football Fans Still Not Game Ready
American football fans have started the new season totally out of shape, say experts. Despite being a couple weeks into the season, American football fans are still not … Read more
Super Bowl LIII Update: Sneak Preview of NFL Official Sponsors
Memorandum: Super Bowl LIII – Consider a Wider Range of Official Suppliers Date: January 12, 2019 From: NFL Properties, Committee on Suppliers and Sponsors To: National Football League … Read more
