Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/24/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the French wanting the Statue of Liberty returned, doesn’t need to be … Read more
Statue of Liberty
Statue of Liberty Heartbroken: ‘Goodbye, Cruel World!’
In an apparent botched suicide attempt, the Statue of Liberty tried to drown herself, mourning the “end of all I stood for.” In a most disturbing international development, … Read more
White House Looks for Another Trump Monument Location
After the Mount Rushmore plan fell through, Trump’s team did not give up trying to find a suitable location for a proper Trump monument. “White House reached out … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/26/19
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
