Dear Ivanka, Come & Get Him!
“Dear Ivanka” – My painful true story to disqualify her father as President & take us out of our misery! Dear Ivanka, Of all the family, I’m writing to … Read more
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The Dow Jones v. the Doug Jones
Forget the Dow Jones Industrial Average; we need policymakers who give a damn about the Doug Jones Average. Wow, how about that Dow? The Dow Jones Industrial Average, … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Disapproval Leads to Removal
[Our number] one disaster leads to another. If Trump wasn’t so stupid, he’d realize how stupid he is. Every horse’s ass believes he’s a stable genius because of … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/16/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
First Church of the Stock Market Convenes with the Ringing of The Bell
“It’s not a question of whether people should have religion; it’s a question of what kinds of religion they’re going to end up having… If you spend all … Read more
