Katy Perry Spent a Lot of Time Contemplating Her Super Bowl Act
High flying act by Katy Perry beat out other ideas Katy Perry spent a lot of time considering what she would do for the Super Bowl. “Maybe I … Read more
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Michelle Obama, Rebel Without a Cause, Covers Head Own Way
Eschewing the traditional hijab, Michelle Obama covers head with Seahawks helmet instead. Displaying the ‘just whistle and we’ll come running’ solidarity with Saudi Arabia, President Barack Obama cut … Read more
World Unites to Demand U.S. End Proliferation of ‘Balls’ Jokes
No more deflated balls, please: UN Resolution calls on Americans to ‘Grow up, for God’s sake’ New York — A UN resolution, sponsored by a broad coalition of … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/25/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to. The headlines and news don’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from … Read more
America Hates the Pro Bowl But Plans to Watch Anyway
“There’s only two games left – how can I miss one, even if it is the Pro Bowl??!!” – distraught fan Americans love football (our kind, that is), … Read more
Cleveland Browns Suggest “Personal Best Bowl” Once in a While
Personal Best Bowl could be good for morale In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam discussed his recent meeting with NFL commissioner Roger … Read more
Angry Broncos Fan Creates Newer, Better Peyton Manning on Madden 25
New, improved Peyton Manning can beat Seahawks any time Following the Denver Bronco’s blowout loss to the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl, 34-year-old Bronco fan Chad Hall … Read more
The NFL’s Big Tax Ripoff
The NFL is ripping you off Now that the Super Bowl is over and you are either in euphoric heaven or the depths of despair, depending upon your … Read more
Richard Sherman Screams at Snow, Scares It Into Melting, Saves Super Bowl
The sports world has Richard Sherman to thank, again While practicing for the upcoming Super Bowl held at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, Seattle Seahawks cornerback … Read more
Seattle Seahawks to Trade ‘Loudmouth’ Cornerback for a ‘Real’ Quarterback
“After we lose the Super Bowl, I’m trading that loudmouth and getting me a real quarterback,” says Seattle Seahawks owner Paul Allen Seattle Seahawks owner Paul Allen started … Read more
