Trump Holds First ‘Fireside Chat’ at Mar-a-Lago
Trump engaged in fiery rhetoric in what he pegged as the first “fireside chat” of his new administration. Channeling Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President-elect Donald J. Trump engaged in … Read more
Supreme Court
Trump: ‘I Will Abolish the Democratic Party’
Declares he can abolish anything he wants, since the Supreme Court granted him absolute power. Once he’s reinstalled in the White House, Donald Trump says he will abolish … Read more
Trump & Mark Robinson Love Fest in North Carolina
North Carolina Lt Gov Mark Robinson says “it’s the Hebes who are fixated on the so-called Holocaust” that are no good. Breaking recent precedent, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
Beverly Hillbillies File Lawsuit Against J.D. Vance: ‘He makes us look stupid’
Jed Clampett of Beverly Hillbillies fame aims to set the record straight, saying hillbillies are much smarter than J.D. Vance. Beverly Hillbillies Estate, Beverly Hills, CA — Local … Read more
A Radical Plan to Defeat a Radical Takeover Attempt
Dear America, Recently, the Supreme Court issued a decision on a case involving former president Donald Trump that basically gives any president total immunity from criminal prosecution for … Read more
Citing Supreme Court Ruling, Biden Owns Up to ‘Now Legal’ Assassination Attempt
On “Meet the Press,” Biden admits ordering an assassination attempt, and revealed more plans, saying “it’s all okay by the Supreme Court.” Appearing on last Sunday’s Meet the … Read more
Rulings of the Supreme Cult
Top 10 Supreme Cult (er… Court) Satirical Rulings (and Announcements) since… well, since they granted Trump immunity for official acts! 10. Whoever drove in today in an electric … Read more
SCOTUS Resurrects Bump Stocks
“Lumpy” Thomas comes through for gun lovers by voting to legalize bump stocks. In a departure for the Supreme Court, justices met with members of the press at … Read more
Justice Alito & Wife’s Flagging Relationship Waves On!
STARS & STRIPES, whatever! Judge Alito gets all his romantic & domestic relationship cues from his wife’s hanging flags! No one really knows what goes on in a … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache
Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more
