Midterm Election Lessons
Lessons from the midterm election include: the Dem Party could’ve done even better if its meek leadership had been gutsier, ala FDR. What hit the Republican Party in … Read more
Supreme Court
SCOTUS to Hear Landmark Cases in New Term
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Supreme Court is set to hear two landmark cases that could change history, including the inalienable right to fart. The new … Read more
Trump Desperately Calls in His Favors! Top 10
Finally ‘all in,’ Trump calls in his favors, as Justice Clarence Thomas is assigned to head the Mar-a-Lago classified documents legal fight! Is asking the Supreme Court a … Read more
Here Come the Judge & Ginni: Breakfast in Bed, Streaming!
Here Come the Judge: Peek in as we observe ‘Breakfast & Burnt Torts’ with Clarence and Ginny Thomas! Here Come the Judge & Ginni with early morning Breakfast … Read more
Supreme Court Rules Covid Critics Can Toss “Fauci Elf” Dolls in Potomac River
After Ron DeSantis said someone should “chuck him across the Potomac,” little Fauci elf dolls have been meeting just that fate. The conservative-dominated Supreme Court ruled Covid critics … Read more
How a Clerical Error Made Corporations ‘People’
In 1886 corporate supremacy was born, breathing life into artificial, antidemocratic entities, to the detriment of we, the real people. There’s a historic date, which our country ought … Read more
Justices Alito and Thomas Cite Right to Life for Every Ova
New hope is here for each ova, thanks to the wise men on the Court. In presenting the arguments to overturn Roe v. Wade, Justices Alito and Thomas … Read more
From Lame President to Lame Duck
Biden dismisses the critics by saying, “I’m the only president they got.” But being a lame president only leads to being a lame duck. Former President Donald Trump’s … Read more
Senator Collins Buys Brooklyn Bridge
Breaking news: Maine Senator Susan Collins has purchased the Brooklyn Bridge for an undisclosed sum. Senator Susan Collins from Maine announced today that she had purchased the Brooklyn … Read more
SCOTUS to Debate the Gun Rights of the Unborn
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With the Roe v Wade ruling still sparking protests, SCOTUS is now set to hear a case on the gun rights of … Read more
