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“Sadly, it’s about time,” says Chief Justice Roberts, who will deliver the eulogy. “The thing’s been basically dead for years.” WASHINGTON DC — The US Constitution, finally pronounced … Read more
The extremist Republican Supremes now in control have been busy denying that they are a bunch of partisan hacks. Too bad they actually are! Ralph Waldo Emerson told … Read more
Both liberal and conservative justices on the court have been pranking Trump’s pick, Justice Barrett, since her first day on the Court. Justice Amy Coney Barrett, President Trump’s … Read more
The Notorious RBG Appeals to a Courtroom in Heaven Ruth Bader Ginsberg (RBG) stands at a podium facing nine justices known as The Supreme Court of the Universal … Read more
Editorial on our hopes for a good outcome to the election, from the November issue of the Humor Times, printed on 11/22/20. We went to press before Election … Read more
Learning about the Birds & the Bees is embarrassing enough, but here’s how the awkward sex talk went down in Judge Amy Coney Barrett’s busy shoe! The real … Read more
Trump’s lies and tactics are worthy of the sleaziest of tinpot dictators from the banana republics of old, as he continues to install partisan judges. Shortly after taking … Read more
Trump tweets an immediate end to abortion restrictions, sparking a furious backlash from right-to-life groups. In a surprise tweet released at 4 am this morning, President Trump announced … Read more
Alabama decides new abortion law doesn’t go far enough. The Governor of Alabama and the Alabama legislature have decided that their new anti-abortion law does not go far … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Senator Diane Feinstein and Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
