Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/16/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift’s skinny jeans, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
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Sanitation Engineers Object to Trump Trash Talk
Garbage collectors tell Trump to go take a dump after his trash talk about America. America’s proud legion of sanitation workers have taken exception to Donald Trump’s trash … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift donating to Hurricane relief efforts, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration
Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more
Taylor Swift Buys Chiefs, Installs Self as Offensive Coordinator
“I thought I could help and had some extra cash lying around.” – Taylor Swift, new Chiefs owner and offensive coordinator. Travis Kelce significant other and global pop … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/24/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the “Benifer” marriage, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/8/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a Norwegian cruise ship, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Pop Star Taylor Swift
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews pop star Taylor Swift. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN … Read more
Democracy to be Replaced by Meritocracy: Taylor Swift Next President
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Democracy has been pronounced dead, to be replaced by world’s first “Neo-super-meritocracy.” SNN financial correspondent Quik Buck Kate reports that with so … Read more
‘Sticky Fingers Trump’ Embezzles from Slush Fund
Insider denounces “Sticky Fingers Trump” for defalcation, Trump unpredictably calls it a “witch hunt.” Whistleblower testimony alleges that former President Donald J. “Sticky Fingers Trump” dipped into the … Read more
