Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/8/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/23/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to, like: “David Hasselhoff changed name to David Hoff” – So, David Hoff is now “hassle free.”
Presidential Candidates Share Their Fitness Routines
The 2016 presidential candidates filled us in on their (very strange) fitness programs. Most people think candidates only run their mouths, but according to reports, Hillary runs 20k … Read more
Softball Debate Questions Submitted Late: Trump to Staffer, “You’re Fired!”
The Trump campaign has fired a second high-level staffer over a failure to meet debate deadline requirements. The Tuesday deadline for selecting the candidates that would appear on … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/13/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Prince Releases Anti-GOP Track
A fan of Bernie Sanders, Prince rocks anti-Republican message. The artist formerly known as relevant is back. Prince has came a long way since appearing on those Rice … Read more
Former Senator Proclaims ‘Horny Pot’ the Enemy of World Peace
‘It’s possible that smoking pot was the true Original Sin’ – Sen. Rick Sanitarium WASHINGTON, DC – An NIH report released today confirms what dedicated pot smokers have … Read more
The FBI is Watching YOU
FBI surveillance planes now dot the skies over America On the network’s 3 a.m. show, aptly named Pink Eye, Fox News panellists recently discussed conspiracy theories. “High tech helicopters in the … Read more
Hillary a Big Hit with Millennials
Millennial icons give props to Hillary Clinton Rock up to a party in Williamsburg or Bushwick and you will notice that everybody is wearing something other than a … Read more
Sen. Cruz Promises Radical Protest Against Marriage Equality
Senator Ted Cruz’ promises his plan to protest the expected Supreme Court ruling on marriage equality will be a ‘huge shocker.’ Potential Republican presidential candidate and Canadian Sen. … Read more
