Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/31/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news, even that about opening day for Major League Baseball, doesnât need to be complicated or … Read more
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Musk Scolds Seniors: ‘Your Spree of Waste, Fraud and Abuse is at an End’
Doge maven Elon Musk said he will draw Social Security’s record of profligate waste, fraud and abuse to an end. Vowing to “do for Social Security what I’ve … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/24/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news, even that about the French wanting the Statue of Liberty returned, doesnât need to be … Read more
Spacejacked ‘Slobbonauts’ Return from 9 Months in Outer Space with Twins
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Spacejacked Slobovian Slobbonauts have returned to Earth, thanks to American Elon Musk’s Space X company. Spacejacked Slobovian Slobbonauts Unda Major Colonel Fonda … Read more
Elon Musk: A Poem
âOf all the planets on which to buy the farm Mars is the one thatâs got the most charm,â declared Elon Musk, a super-rich guy who wished to … Read more
‘First Buddy’ Elon Musk to Stay in White House Garage
Move follows “First Buddy” Musk’s recent residence in a cottage at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. “First Buddy” Elon Musk will be living in a garage at the White House … Read more
Elon Musk Poised to Receive ‘Significant Role’ in New Trump Administration
Trump sugar daddy to have “significant role” in new administration, could control “discretionary” funds. Speaking at a campaign rally in New York on Sunday, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/14/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news, even that about sex with robots, doesnât need to be complicated or confusing; thatâs what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/15/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news, even that about the Golden Bachelor, doesnât need to be complicated or confusing; thatâs what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/21/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news, even that about the fake nose Bradley Cooper uses in “Jewface,” doesnât need to be … Read more
