Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/24/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the French wanting the Statue of Liberty returned, doesn’t need to be … Read more
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Spacejacked ‘Slobbonauts’ Return from 9 Months in Outer Space with Twins
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Spacejacked Slobovian Slobbonauts have returned to Earth, thanks to American Elon Musk’s Space X company. Spacejacked Slobovian Slobbonauts Unda Major Colonel Fonda … Read more
Elon Musk: A Poem
“Of all the planets on which to buy the farm Mars is the one that’s got the most charm,” declared Elon Musk, a super-rich guy who wished to … Read more
‘First Buddy’ Elon Musk to Stay in White House Garage
Move follows “First Buddy” Musk’s recent residence in a cottage at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. “First Buddy” Elon Musk will be living in a garage at the White House … Read more
Elon Musk Poised to Receive ‘Significant Role’ in New Trump Administration
Trump sugar daddy to have “significant role” in new administration, could control “discretionary” funds. Speaking at a campaign rally in New York on Sunday, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/14/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about sex with robots, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/15/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Golden Bachelor, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/21/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the fake nose Bradley Cooper uses in “Jewface,” doesn’t need to be … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/24/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Barbie opening day, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/5/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even with headlines like “Disney pulls plug in Florida,” doesn’t need to be complicated and … Read more
