Chicken Little Now Attacking Teachers
America’s right-wing Chicken Littles are now attacking teachers, demonizing them because they need someone for people to hate. I’m a child of privilege. Not the privilege of money … Read more
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Steve Rattner Explains Your Life’s Purpose for You
Wall Street plutocrats like Steve Rattner feel free to chastise you for your lack of hustle on the job. Do you find it as charming as I do … Read more
Book-Banners are Coming to Your Town
Get ready for roving bands of book-banners coming to your town! Not so long ago, book burnings were considered a festive group activity by assorted right-wing zealots. Today, … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Louie Gohmert & Jim Jordan
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican Congressmen Louie Gohmert of Texas and Jim Jordan of Ohio. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, … Read more
SCOTUS to Hear Landmark Cases in New Term
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Supreme Court is set to hear two landmark cases that could change history, including the inalienable right to fart. The new … Read more
The Virginia Model
In recent years, fake news articles have declared that critical race theory is ruining public education, thus spawning the “Virginia model.” One particularly noisy piece of the GOP’s … Read more
Assorted Nuts
“Assorted nuts” and Ted Cruz have become synonymous, as he always tops every list of goofy, right-wing political partisans. Let me say one word to you: Nuts. Now, … Read more
Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more
Texas Governor: Arm Schoolchildren from Kindergarten on Up
“The only way to deal with a mad teenager brandishing an AR-15,” says Gov. Greg Abbott, “is another mad teenager brandishing an AR-15.” HOUSTON, TX — Texas Governor … Read more
Pantry Power
When people think of union activism, they think pickets and rallies, not groceries. But a locked-out worker need to fill her pantry. In June, Beto O’Rourke and I … Read more
