The Beaumont Story
Call it “The Beaumont Story,” for just like 1954’s moneyed interests, today’s Exxon executives have ambushed Golden Triangle unions. In the 1954 race for Texas governor, the corporate … Read more
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State of Texas Banning Sex
Governor Greg Abbott today issued another executive order, this one effectively banning sex in the state of Texas. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Spurred by the oncoming … Read more
Trials & Tribulations of 2 Cheesy Lab Mice Trying to Save the World, Part 4
In cages 6 feet apart, two Cheesy Lab Mice in a Coronavirus trial study valiantly roll the heaven-or-hell dice for us everyday! Part 4 Meet Vinny Verman & … Read more
Texas Legislators to Legalize Vigilantism
Texas to enlist vigilantism enthusiasts to help police the state. In an exclusive interview with one member of the Texas legislature, this reporter discovered the long-term aim of … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/27/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that about Blue Origin, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Odd Virus Attacking Republican Governors
WARNING: A mutant odd virus named Gubernatorious Imbecilious is spreading across the country, attacking governors and threatening to become pandemic. Originating earlier this year in the Texas governor’s … Read more
What the Texas Deep Freeze Revealed
While Ted Cruz fled the Texas deep freeze for sun and luxury in Cancun, Mexico, dozens of his constituents died. It’s written that Nero, the debauched ancient emperor, … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Texas U.S. Congressman Joaquin Castro
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Texas U.S. Congressman Joaquin Castro. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Texas Senator Ted Cruz
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Texas Senator Ted Cruz. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good … Read more
Ohio Governor: ‘Starve Out Covid-19 Runaways’
As the president goes, so go the Republican governors. “The American people were born to serve, and that is what they will do, even if we have to … Read more
