Celine Dion Files Complaint Against Trump Campaign
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
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The Devil Unveils Adventures for Billionaires
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Incredible adventures await bored billionaires in a place they’ll feel right at home: Hell. SNN resident Witch Doctor and Goozakooologist recently returned … Read more
Norman Vincent Peale Comforts J. Bruce Ismay After the Titanic Sinks
Little-known letter from Norman Vincent Peale to the chairman of the White Star Line, which built the Titanic. Hello, Mr. Ismay. Long night, I heard? You don’t know … Read more
Trump Angry as Name Calling Comes Back to Bite Him
His name calling tactic is coming back to bite him right in his big ol’ butt, as a new title emerges for the president: “Titanic Trump.” Yesterday afternoon … Read more
