Where Your New Year’s Resolutions Go to Die! Top 10
Whether verbal or signed by a notary – our yearly resolutions are not written in stone: here’s where they go to die. We all have the best of … Read more
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Trump Eats Paper Again, Plumber Excited
Former White House aide under oath: Trump eats paper again, and asks for ketchup! Top 10. Trump eats paper again: Nick Luna, a former Trump White House aide, … Read more
How Trump Will End It All: Top 10 Ideas to Escape Prison Time!
Things are closing in on this ex-president & there’s only one way to escape prison time! Like all filled with narcissistic shame, Donald Trump spent countless days & … Read more
Firsts in History, Part 2: Adam & Eve, Leaf it to Your Imagination!
The 2nd in the series of Satirical Firsts in History that you won’t find in history books! THE FIRSTS IN HISTORY – According to my Diary, Part 2: … Read more
Top 10 Things That Keep Me Up at Night: Sleepless ’til September, Part 2
Still can’t sleep & counting sheep, waiting for the other shoe to drop in September, when the Jan 6 Committee returns! Part 2, Sleepless ’til September: waiting for … Read more
Top 10 Things Keeping Me Up at Night: Sleepless ’til September!
It’s keeping me up at night, counting sheep ’til the Jan 6th Committee returns in September & they haul in the whole frigin’ bunch of Swamp Things! I … Read more
Exclusive: Trump’s Missing 187 Minutes Revealed!
Former White House resident Donald Trump wants you to buy his latest Top Ten excuses about the missing 187 minutes! Donald Trump‘s failure to stop the insurrection may … Read more
Too Little, Too Late: Top Ten List After Bill Barr Jan. 6th Coo-Coup Revelations
It wasn’t just his coo-coup revelations. Play along with Mrs. Barr: Other things Bill was too late for! Yes, another fine mess former Attorney General “Coo-Coup” Bill Barr … Read more
Amber Heard’s Shocking Trial Post-It Notes To-Do List!
Johnny Depp’s ex diagnosed with Narcissism & Carpel Tunnel Syndrome! To-Do List exposed! After 6 weeks of watching the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard contentious Defamation of Character Trial, it’s … Read more
Jim Jordan & Mr. T: The Perfect Tag Team
With a Jan. 6th subpoena looming, Rep. Jim Jordan wrestles with the truth! According to his wife’s Top Ten Tells, “Stammering Jim Jordan” makes lying so deliciously amusing! … Read more
